Mich

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First will be pictures, then information will follow...danke!

I'm a simple happy person. Five foot ten inches. Am obsessed with languages and religions... specifically German, Russian, Buddhism, and Wicca, respectively. If you respect me then I will respect you but will never tell you anymore than you need to know or than you ask for (only if you are untrustworthy). If I am sounding a little too harsh/blunt for you, let me straighten things out a bit... I like straightforwardness and don't enjoy being led around guessing. I would rather direct my energy at something productive rather than something retarded and not worth fighting over, personally. If I truly believe that I am right in a matter, I will fight to the death to prove that I am. I will not fight over my opinion if I cannot back it up and am mature enough to admit when I am wrong and you or others are right. My favorite kind of music at the moment is Russian Techno music, specifically�Russkiy Razmer, Virus,�and�Ruki�Vverh�but also Rap, Modern R&B (TLC, Aaliyah), Modern/Punk Rock (Blink 182, Linkin Park), and sometimes even classical music...

I enjoy simple small things like rain on aluminum foil or using Sharpies on heavy duty aluminum foil. Want to hear something strange? I was born on September 27th (9-27)...there are exactly nine syllables in my full name and exactly twenty-seven letters in my full name (9-27). My mom has exactly twenty letters in her name and was born on the 20th. My dad was born on the 27th of July and my parent's anniversary is on the 27th of August. If that isn't freaky shit, I don't know what is...

My eyes are blue-green, hair is dark brown but looks black with the hairgel. Favorite color is green although I find metallic mixtures to be very applealing such as silver and copper. It seems that all of my favorite gemstones and minerals are all in the hexagonal crytal family (quartz, hematite, corundum (sapphire, my birthstone)). I spend many MANY hours on the internet. Perhaps too much but I learn the whole time and you will hardly ever catch me playing mindless games other than Fire Dragon on Orisinal.com. I think that my subprofile is the best of anyone else's I have ever seen...if you think I'm wrong them I'm willing to fight over it...see above note. I am currently deciding on what colors to paint my bedroom walls. Copper and orange, white and orange, crimson and tangerine, midnight blue and silver... Ya prinimayu lyekarstvo ot shizofrenii. If you are Russian or speak Russian then you understood that, if not, then you didn't. Either way, it's just a joke. If you are getting bored reading this then please don't continue and save the rest for some other day.

I love photography...especially black and white photography because it has a sort of void which would be filled with life if it were in color.� This is not to say that I am an usher-inner of death or anything in that form, but photography itself seems more satisfying when presented lacking color and is more simplistic having a focus.� I'm not afraid of pain.� I wouldn't self-inflict it.� I'm not crazy like that, but I am crazy in the sense that I'm totally unique and you'll never meet anyone like me (or so I've been told).� I love Hot Topic because they bring about fads that kick ass as well as inspire thoughtfulness in THEIR simplicity (i.e. gelly bracelts, Napoleon Dynamite pins, NES t-shirts and wristbands).� The only complaint I have is that I wish there were a constant stockpile of these "fads" so I could collect each that went through...so I feel that time is slipping from between mine fingers, as of honey-covered sands into a pot of boiling water.� I'm not necessarily a supporter of Bush.� I think he has done some good, but immense bad.� How can one leader blow 5 trillion dollars in 4 years (went from a surplus of 2 trillion before his presidency to -3 trillion by the end of his first term)?� Animals are great.� Dogs have so much personality.� Cats are fine, but too prissy and their�oh-I'm-so-independent-I-don't-need-you-even-though-you-feed-my-lazy-ass attitude just burns my spider.�

____BASiCS____
Name: Zak Shellenberger
Nicknames: (unofficial) Frankfurt, Zakky (gonna burn that person)
Birthday: September 27th
Age: 16
Star Sign: Libra

Chinese Astrology � Year of the Earth Dragon
Hair Color: brown (black with gel)
Eye Color: blue-green
Height: 5'10"
Writing Hand: right
Favorite Color: green
Favorite Fruit: papaya (cranberry sauce is the shiznit)
Favorite Vegetable: corn
Favorite Kind of Pudding: chocolate
Favorite Show: The Osbournes

Favorite Food (Not hands down) � ice cream <= no doubt
Idols: Keanu Reeves as Neo in the Matrix Trilogy
Someday I Wanna: speak fluent Russian and German

Hobbies � photography, languages, useless information, rollerskating

____B0DY iLLS + SKiLLS_____
do you bite your nails? No

can you roll your tongue? which way?
can ya open a starburst with your tongue? ha, no
do you have any habits? Squinting when I type or read at a monitor
can you raise one eyebrow at a time? Ja, naturlich!
colored hair: sure � blond with black tips would be sweet
do you make your bed daily? Tzz�this isn�t Britain
which shoe goes on first? whatever one I pick up first
speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at someone? Mmm�maybe
what jewelry do you where 24/7?� Fossil Arkitect watch from 2002
how many cereals are in your cabinet? three
what utensils do you use eating pizza? 8 fingers and two thumbs
do you cook?� Of course�how else can I feed my fat American ass? (ha, j/k)
how often do you do the dishes? �Does this include the transportation of plates from the sink to the dishwasher?

____GR00MiNG_____
how often do you brush your teeth? Zwei mal der Tage
how often do you shower or bathe? Everyday �(usually)
how long do these showers last? Half hour during the week, a good hour on the weekend
hair drying method: air and then use blow dryer when in a hurry
do you swear?� Who fukin� doesn�t biotch?!
do you mumble to yourself? This is not the medows�look elsewhere�mumfanrankermalee�
do you spit in public?� gum
person you talk most on the phone with? �Mona (damn right pupsi!)
what color is your bedroom? �White and blue (not by choice)
do you use an alarm clock?� ��
name one thing and person you're obsessed with: �languages
window seat or aisle: window (I�d like to see where we�ll be crashing)
whats your sleeping position:� upside-down in my closet (a.k.a. side)
what kind of bed do you like?� King�queen will do as well�tons of pillows
in hot weather do you use a blanket?� �Eff no
do you snore?� Not to my knowledge�ahem
do you sleep walk?� Not since I�ve been off my Seroquel (j/k)
do you talk in your sleep?� perhaps
do you sleep with a stuffed animal?� A stuffed Jenna Jameson (err�no)
how about the light on?� Maybe lavalamp if I�m not too tired
do you fall asleep with the tv or radio on?� Sometimes radio if I need to catch up on the hits

____LAST TiME Y0U____
watched bambi? �Too long ago�don�t think I�ve ever seen it all the way through anyway
talked on the phone?� The other day
read a book?� Read or finished?
punched someone?� Tried to in 8th
kissed someone?� Lips � maybe 2003? Cheek � few hours ago
laughed about sumthin�?� Last second
watched a movie?� Yesterday � The Matrix Reloaded

____FUTURE_____
car when I�m sixteen? �Am and got one �
college? �Nope�gonna be a pro sanitation engineer (j/k)
where do you see yourself ten years from now? �Somewhere in Amsterdam
who are you gonna marry and where?� Mrs. Yaudes in the local Unimart
how many kids do you want to have:� 1-3
someone you would like to meet?� Buddha�s mother�s cousin�s great uncle�s dog�s sister�s owner�s daughter-in-law twice removed (a.k.a. Michael Jackson <=haha, no)

____FRiENDS_____
who are your best friends?� Sara, Krista, Megan, Tinicia, Brandy, Stephanie, Richard, Kayla/s, Millie, Monica, Nadyezhda, Yoshi, Sofia, roflol=> Carl Umpstead <=roflol
what friend do you hang out with the most? �See above note/s
what friend makes you smile the most?� Depends on the day
friend that you fight with the most?� Sara
one you talk to on the computer the most:� Mona
friend that you miss the most? �
friend you last hung out with? Ump and Whitey

____THIS OR THAT (OR THIS)_____
McDonald�s or Burger King? �McDonald�s
Coke or Pepsi? �Pepsi
girlsz or boys?� gurlz
Radio or Cds?� MP3s you old coots�who the eff listens to CDs anymore?! (ha)
phone or computer? computer
daytime or nightime? nightime
softball or basketball? basketball
Showers or bath? shower

Power, Courage, Wisdom?� Wisdom (which is power)

_____LOVE OR LIKE_____
my friends? love
Softball? no
music? love
parties? love
riding in cars? Like (compared to freefall <=love)
talking on the phone? no
kissing..hugging..holding hands? �Hugging (love), kissing (if not too long is aight)
doing hair..makeup..lookin pretty?� Pretty my ass�sharp is good
being with my family?� Hick side or city-side?� Lol � both are great
taking pictures? Love <=hell yea
hanging with my friends? Love (when they don�t gang up on me for stupid shit)

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_____fAVs____

gum brand � Orbit (spearmint)

Chocolate � dark Hershey�s

ice cream � chocolate chip mint (Breyer�s in the Black Box all-natural)

Flavored Water � (currently) Berry Aquafina Flavorsplash

Music Genre � techno and rap

band/s � Russkiy Razmer, Luda, TLC, Blink 182, Sido & Aggro Berlin, Virus, Linkin Park, Missy Elliott

clothes brand � aeropostale and adidas

movies � The Ring, The Village, Jackass, South Park (BLaU), Office Space, Old School, The Matrix Trilogy (#2 is am besten), Napoleon Dynamite, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Austin Powers Trilogy

feel-good food � tater tots (gots ta bee)

insect � hornet

animal � dragon

video games � The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Nintendo 64)

fads � 20�s � 50�s retro, 70�s vintage, everything Hot Topic

place to have the best time � mall

city � Pittsburgh

building � PPG (pittburgh plate glass)

sites � orisinal.com, all mine, Russkiy Razmer�s official site, mail.ru, cnet.com, downloads.com, abaxion.com, soyouwanna.com, google.com <=who doesn�t luv this index?

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_____MIsC_____

US Travel � Pennsylvania (live), New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Maine, Ohio, Maryland, New Jersey

World Travel � Switzerland, Germany, Holland <=the best, Belgium, France, England

Computer brand and/or model � Alienware Aurora DDR with 1800+ AMD XP processor (time for upgrade)

Religion � catholic-wiccan-buddhist hybrid

Ancestry � 50% German (Shellenberger, Morgan, Rosenblatt), 25% Polish (Soboski), 25% UK (Bailey)

Most important human feature � balance

Favorite object � Canon S230 Powershot Digital Elph digital camera

Listen to music on � iPod/minidisk player/stereo

Live on � laughter and good sarcasm

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