YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING!
Tim: Why are you staring at the mirror
and standing on your head?
Patty: I want to see what I'd look like
if I lived on the other side of the
world.
Katie: Ants are so smart.
Ellen: Why do you say that?
Katie: They always seem to know
when we're having a picnic!
Molly: Did you know that an elephant
never forgets?
Steven: Big deal! What has he got
to remember?
Sam: Why did you let the air out
of the tires on your new bike?
Mary: So I can reach the pedals!
Alex: What did George Washington,
Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher
Columbus have in common?
Clark: I don't know. What?
Alex: They were all born on holidays!
Susan: I hope the rain keeps up.
Peter: Why?
Susan: So it won't come down!
Carol: Why did the rooster cross
the road?
Bud: Why?
Carlo: To prove he wasn't a chicken.
