SUNSET BOULEVARD
INDEX
01 Overture/I guess it was five a.m.
02 Let's have lunch
03 Every movie's a Circus
04 At the House on Sunset
05 Surrender
06 With one Look
07 Salome
08 The Greatest Star of All
09 Every movie's a Circus (reprise)
10 Girl meets Boy
11 Back at the House on Sunset
12 New Ways to Dream
13 Completion of the Script
14 The Lady's Paying
15 New Year's Eve
16 The Perfect Year
17 This Time Next Year
18 New Year's Eve (Back at the House on Sunset)
19 Sunset Boulevard
20 There's been a Call/Journey to Paramount
21 As if We never said Goodbye
22 Paramount Conversations/Surrender
23 Girl meets Boy (reprise)
24 Eternal Youth is worth a little Suffering
25 Who's Betty Schaeffer?
26 Betty's Office at Paramount
27 Too much in Love to care
28 New Ways to Dream (reprise)
29 The Phone Call
30 The Final Scene
01 OVERTURE / I GUESS IT WAS FIVE A.M.
JOE
I guess it was five A.M. A homicide had been reported
From one of those crazy mansions up on sunset
Tomorrow every front page is going to lead with this story
You see an old time movie star is involved,
Maybe the biggest star of all
But before you read about it, before it gets distorted
By those Hollywood piranhas, if you wanna know the real facts
You've come to the right party
Let me take you back six months,
I was at the bottom of the barrel
I'd had a contract down at Fox, but I'd fallen foul of Darryl
Now I had a date at Paramount,
Along with about a thousand other writers
If it didn't come up roses, I'd be covering funerals
Back in Dayton, Ohio,
I'd hidden my car three blocks away
Turned out to be a smart move.
INDEX
02 LET'S HAVE LUNCH
JOE
Hi there, Myrion
MYRON
How's it hanging?
JOE
I've got a date with Sheldrake
MYRON
I'm shooting a western down at Fox
JOE
How can you work with Darryl?
MYRON
We should talk
JOE
Gotta run
BOTH
Let's have lunch
MARY
Hi, Mr. Gillis
JOE
You look great
MARY
I'm up for an audition
JOE
Sheldrake is driving me insane
MARY
Don't forget me when you're casting
JOE
We should talk
MARY
Gotta run
BOTH
Let's have lunch
JOE
Morning, Joanna
MARY
Hi there, Myrion
JOANNA
Who are you meeting
MYRON
You look great
JOE
Sheldrake, but do I need it?
MARY
I've spent the last month fasting
JOANNA
I'm handing in my second draft
MYRON
I'm shooting a western down at Fox
JOE
I'd really love to read it
MARY
Don't forget me when you're casting
JOANNA
We should talk
MYRON
We should talk
JOE
Gotta run
MARY
Gotta run
BOTH
Let's have lunch
Let's have lunch
joe
Yeh, I have an appoinment with Mr. Sheldrake
JONES
Name?
JOE
Gillis, Joseph Gillis
JONES
All right, sir, you know your way?
JOE
Yeah
1ST FIN.
We want the key to your car
2ND FIN.
You're way behind the payments
1ST FIN.
Don't give us any fancy footwork....
2ND FIN.
Give us the keys
JOE
I only wish I could help. I loaned it to my accountant
He has an important client down in Palm Springs
Felt like shooting the breeze
1ST FIN.
Are you telling us you walked here?
JOE
I believe in self-denial, I'm in training for the priesthood
2ND FIN.
Okay wise guy, three hundred bucks
1ST FIN.
Or we're taking the car
2ND FIN.
We have a court order
JOE
I love it when you talk dirty
SAMMY
Bless you, Joseph
JOE
That you, Sammy
SAMMY
How do you like my harem?
JOE
How come you get such lousy breaks?
SAMMY
One learns to grin and bear 'em
GIRLS
This is the biggest film ever made
JOE
What're you planning?
ANITA
Temple Virgin
DAWN
Handmaiden to Delilah
JOE
Let's have lunch, gotta run
You've got to find me a job, I'm way behind with my payments
I thought you were meant to be my agent, I need some work
MORINO
I only wish I could help, this town is dead at the moment
There's been this slowdown in production....
JOE
Who is this jerk?
MORINO
He's my wunderkind from Broadway,
Every major studio wants him
YOUNG MAN
Playing one against the other....
JOE
What I need is three hundred bucks
MORINO
Maybe what you need is a new agent
JOE
Hello, Artie
ARTIE
Joe, you bastard!
JOE
You never call me anymore
ARTIE
Found a cuter dancing partner how are things?
JOE
Not so great
ARTIE
Will this help? Twenty bucks?
JOE
Thanks! you're a pal!
ALL
Good morning, Mr. De Mille
MYRON
Good morning, C.B.
SHELDRAKE
This is Sheldrake, bring some water,
Get me that shithead Nolan
Nolan, sweetheart, great to talk, this draft is so much brighter
You're the best, even so, I've hired another writer
SECRETARY
Mr.Gilis
SHELDRAKE
Joe! What the fuck bring you here!
JOE
You wanted to see me
SHELDRAKE
I did? What about?
JOE
"Based Loaded" It's an outline for a baseball picture
SHELDRAKE
So, pitch
JOE
It's about a rookie shortstop. He's batting .347
The kid was once mixed up in a holdup.
Now he's trying to go straight
SHELDRAKE
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I think I have read this
Somebody, bring in whatever we've got on....
JOE
"Based Loaded"
SHELDRAKE
......"Based Loaded"
JOE
They're pretty hot for it over at Twentieth
SHELDRAKE
Good
JOE
But can you see Ty Power as a shortstop?
ENSEMBLE
Let's have lunch
BETTY
Here's that "Based Loaded" material, Mr. Sheldrake
I made a two-page synopsis for you,
But I wouldn't bother to read it.
SHELDRAKE
Why not?
BETTY
It's just a rehash of something
That wasn't very good to begin with
SHELDRAKE
Meet Mr. Gillis, he wrote it
ENSEMBLE
We should talk
SHELDRAKE
This is Miss Kramer
BETTY
Schaefer, Betty Schaefer. And right now,
I'd like to crawl into a hole and pull it in after me
JOE
If I could be of any help...
BETTY
I'm sorry, Mr. Gillis, I couldn't see the point of it
JOE
What sort of material do you suggest? James Joyce? Dostoyevsky?
BETTY
I think pictures should at least try to say a little something
JOE
I see you're one of the message kids.
I expect you'll have turned down"Gone with the wind"
SHELDRAKE
No, that was me
ENSEMBLE
Gotta run
BETTY
And I guess I was disappointed.
I've read some of your other works
And I thought you had some real talent
JOE
Yeah, that was last year. This year I felt like eating.
BETTY
Well, I'm sorry, Mr. Gillis
SHELDRAKE
Thank you, Miss Kramer.
Well, looks like Zanuck's got himself a baseball picture.
ENSEMBLE
We should talk, gotta run, let's have lunch
JOE
You've got to give me some work, I'll take whatever's on offer
There must be some shit that needs a rewrite, throw it my way
SHELDRAKE
I only wish I could help, there's no spare shit at the moment
Remember the greatest writers starved in Garrets,
Didn't care about pay
JOE
Are you trying to be funny
SHELDRAKE
I believe in self-denial, give a man some moral backbone
JOE
Can you loan me three hundred bucks
SHELDRAKE
I'm sorry, Gillis, Good-bye
JOE
I just love Hollywood
MYRON
Morning, Joanna
CLIFF
Where've you been hiding?
SAMMY
Hi there, Lisa
MYRON
How're you doing?
KATHERINE
I hate this weather
CLIFF
You look great
LIZ
RKO are O.K.
MARY
What are you doing?
JOANNA
You look great
GIRLS
This is the biggest film ever made
CLIFF
I'm trying to make my mind up
MARY
Guess I was born to play her
DAWN
What is my motivation?
JOANNA
You look great
SAMMY
They're taling nominations
LIZ
You should go work for Warners'
MYRON
Is your new script with Sheldrake?
MORINO
I'm very close to Sheldrake
ARTIE
We shoot next month
SAMMY & OTHERS
Gotta run
JOHN
Let's drive to Vegas this weekend
JOANNA
Let's have lunch
ANITA
You look great
JOANNA
I'm handling in my second draft
MARY
It's between me and Dietrich
KATHERINE
I've landed a big broadway show
ADAM
I'm gonna work for Metro
CLIFF
Let's have lunch
MARY
Let's have lunch
GIRLS
Let's have lunch, this is the biggest film ever made
MYRON
I'd really love to read it
CLIFF
I'd know just how to light you
JOHN
Let's have lunch
JOHN/LISA
It won't work
MORINO
Let's pencil Thursday morning
GROUP 1
We should talk
GROUP 2
Gotta run
CHORUS
Let's have lunch
Hi! Good morning, aren't we lucky?
Going to work with Cukor
Paramount is paradise, movies from A to Zukor
We should talk, gotta run
GROUP 1
Let's have lunch
GROUP 2
We should talk
GROUP 1
Gotta run
GROUP 2
Gotta run
ALL
Let's have lunch
JOE
Come to get your knife back?
It's still there, right between my shoulder blades.
INDEX
03 EVERY MOVIE'S A CIRCUS
BETTY
I read one of your stories, wasn't it Scribner's, some magazines.
Title-something with windows
JOE
It was 'Blind Windows' if that what you mean
BETTY
That's right, I really liked it
JOE
I'm all warm and runny inside
BETTY
Let me pitch it to Sheldrake
JOE
I may be broke but I still have my pride
BETTY
Come on, get off your high horse,
Writers with pride don't live in L.A.
Silence, exile and cunning, those are the only cards you can play
JOE
Sheldrake won't buy this story, he likes trash with fairy lights.
Jesus, think of the effort trying to get him to heighten his sights.
BETTY
Every movie's a circus, can't we discuss this
Schwab's Thursday night?
JOE
What for? Nothing will happen,
I gotta go now, fight the good fight,
BETTY
What's the rush?
JOE
See those Gorillas?
BETTY
Yes, what about them?
JOE
Do me a terrific favor, keep them amused while I escape
BETTY
If you're at Schwab's on Thursday
JOE
Done, look, those guys are after my car,
If I lose that in this town, it's like having my legs cut off
BETTY
Let's duck into the soundstage
1ST FIN.
Hey, come on Gillis, give us the keys
BETTY
Shhh! Please be quiet, Mr. De Mille is shooting right over there
1ST FIN.
So what?
BETTY
He's working on 'Samson and Delilah'
They're doing a red hot scene with Hedy Lamarr.
You want to stay and watch?
1ST FIN.
No
2ND FIN.
Relax, we got five minutes
BOTH FIN. MEN
Hey, hey, come back here...
JOE
What a lovely sight!
At the end of the driveway:
A great big empty garage.
This thing must burn up 10 gallons to a mile.
INDEX
04 AT THE HOUSE ON SUNSET
JOE
Christ, where am I?
I had landed in a garden of some palazzo
Like an abandoned movie set.
VOICE
You there! Why are you so late?
MAX
This way.
JOE
Hey look, buddy, I just pulled my car....
MAX
And wipe your feet!
VOICE
Max! Tell him to wait!
MAX
You heard. If you need my help with the coffin, call me.
JOE
Hey, wait a minute....Hey, buddy...
NORMA
Any law against burying him in the garden?
JOE
I wouldn't know.
NORMA
I don't care anyway.
INDEX
05 SURRENDER
NORMA
No more wars to fight
White flags fly tonight
You are out of danger now
Battlefield is still
Wild poppies on the hill
Peace can only come when you surrender
Here the tracers fly
Lighting up the sky
But I'll fight on to the end
Let them send their armies
I will never bend
I won't see you now 'till I surrender
I'll see you again when I surrender
Now don't you give me a fancy price just because I'm rich.
JOE
Look, lady, you've got the wrong man.
I have some trouble with my car,
I just pulled into your driveway.
NORMA
Get out.
JOE
O.K. I'm sorry you lost your friend.
NORMA
Get out of here.
JOE
Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
NORMA
Or shall I call my servant?
JOE
Aren't you Norma Desmond?
You used to be in pictures. You used to be big.
NORMA
I am big. It's the pictures that got smal.
Once upon a time not long ago,
The head of any studio knew how and when to play his aces.
Now they put some talentless unknown
beneath their sacred microphone.
We didn't need words, we had faces.
Yes, they took all the idols and smashed them.
The Fairbanks, the Gilberts, the Valentinos.
They trampled on what was divine
They threw away the gold of silence.
When all they needed was this face of mine.
JOE
Hey! Don't blame me, I'm just a writer.
INDEX
06 WITH ONE LOOK
NORMA
With on look I can break your heart
With one look I play every part
I can make your sad heart sing
With one look you will know
All you need to know
With one smile I'm the girl next door
Or the love that you've hungered for
When I speak it's with my soul
I can play any role
No words can tell the stories my eyes tell
Watch me when I frown
You can't write that down
You know I'm right
It's there in black and white
When I look your way
You'll hear what I say
Yes, with one look I put words to shame
Just one look sets the screen aflame
Silent music starts to play
One tear in my eye make the whole world cry.
With one look they will forgive the past
They'll rejoice: I've returned at last
To my people in the dark
Still out there in the dark....
Silent music starts to play
With one look you'll know all you need to know.
With one look I'll ignite a blaze
I'll return to my glory days
They'll say Norma's back at last
This time I am staying I'm staying for good
I'll be back where I was born to be
With one look I'll be me.
INDEX
07 SALOME
NORMA
Now go.
JOE
Next time I'll bring my autograph album.
NORMA
Just a minute, you. Did you say you were a writer?
JOE
That's what it says on my guild card.
NORMA
And you've written pictures?
JOE
Sure have. Would you like to see my credits?
NORMA
Come over here, I want to ask you something.
Just what sort of length is a movie script these days?
JOE
Depends.
NORMA
I wrote this, it's a very important picture.
JOE
Looks like six very important pictures.
NORMA
It's for De Mille to direct.
JOE
Oh, yeah? And will you be in it?
NORMA
Of course. What do you think?
JOE
Just asking. I didn't know you were planning a come back.
NORMA
I hate the word. It's a return.
JOE
Well...fair enough.
NORMA
I want you to read it.
JOE
You shouldn't let another writer read your stuff.
He may steal it.
NORMA
I am not afraid. Sit down. Max!
Bring something to drink.
MAX
Yes, Madame.
NORMA
I said sit down! It's about Salome.
Salome: the story of a woman.
The woman who was all women.
Salome, what a woman, what a part!
Innocent body and a sinful heart,
Inflaming Herods' lust,
But secretly loving a holy man.
No one could play her like I can.
JOE
Well, I have nothing urgent coming up,
I thought I might as well skim it.
It's fun to see how bad bad writing can be,
This promised to go to the limit.
NORMA
There's so many great scenes. I can't wait.
A boiling cauldron of love and hate.
She toys with Herod
'Till he putty in her hands
He reels tormented through the desert sand.
JOE
It sure was a real cheery set-up
The wind wheezing through that organ
Max shuffling around and a dead ape dumped on a shelf
And her staring like a gorgon.
NORMA
They drag the Baptist up from the jails.
She dances the dance of the seven veils.
Herod says: I'll give you anything.
JOE
Now it was time for some comedy relief
The guy with the baby casket.
Must have seen a thing or two, that chimp,
Shame it was too late to ask it.
NORMA
Have you got to the scene where she asks for his head?
If she can't have him living, she'll take him dead.
They bring in his head on a silver tray.
She kisses his mouth, it's a great screenplay!
JOE
It got to be eleven, I was feeling ill,
What the hell was I doing?
Melodrama and sweet champagne
And a garbled plot from a scrambled brain;
But I had my own plot brewing.
Just how old is Salome?
NORMA
Sixteen.
JOE
I see.
NORMA
Well?
JOE
It's fascinating.
NORMA
Of course it is.
JOE
Could be it's a little long
Maybe the opening's wrong
But it's extremely good for the beginner.
NORMA
No, it's a perfect start,
I wrote that with my heart
The river-bank, the Baptist and the sinner.
JOE
Shouldn't there be some dialogues?
NORMA
I can say anything I want with my eyes.
JOE
It could use a few cuts.
NORMA
I will not have it butchered!
JOE
I'm not talking limb from limb,
I just mean a little trim
All you need is someone who can edit.
NORMA
I want someone with a knack
Not just any studio hack
And don't think for a moment I'd share credit!
When were you born?
JOE
December twenty-first, why?
NORMA
I like Sagittarians. You can trust them.
JOE
Thanks.
NORMA
I want you to do this work.
JOE
Me? Gee, I don't know, I'm busy.
I just finished one script and I'm about to start a new assignment.
NORMA
I don't care.
JOE
I'm pretty expensive. I get five hundred a week.
NORMA
Don't you worry about money. I'll make it worth your while.
JOE
Well. It's getting kind of late.
NORMA
Are you married, Mr...?
JOE
The name is Gillis. Single.
NORMA
Where do you live?
JOE
Hollywood. Alto Nido Apartment.
NORMA
You'll stay here.
JOE
I'll come back early tomorrow.
NORMA
Nonsense. there's a room over the garage.
Max will take you there. Max!
MAX
Yes, Madame.
NORMA
Take Mr. Gillis to the guest room.
We'll begin at nine sharp.
JOE
Now this is more like it.
MAX
I made up the bed this afternoon.
JOE
Thanks. How did you know I was going to stay?
MAX
There's a soap and a toothbrush in the bathroom.
JOE
She's quite a character, isn't she, that Norma Desmond?
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08 THE GREATEST STAR OF ALL
MAX
Once, you won't remember, if you said Hollywood,
Here was the face you'd think of,
Her face on every billboard,
In just a single week she'd get ten thousand letters.
Men would offer fortune for a bloom from her corsage
Or a few strands of her hair.
Today she's half-forgotten,
But it's the pictures that got small
She is the greatest star of all.
Then, you can't imagine,
How fans would sacrifice themselves to touch her shadow.
There was a Maharajah
who hanged himself with one of her discarded stockings.
She's immortal caught inside that flickering light beam
Is the youth which cannot fade.
Madame's a living legend;
I've seen so many idols fall
She is the greatest star of all.
JOE (V.O.)
When he'd gone, I stood looking out the window for a while. There was the ghost of a tennis court with faded marking and a sagging net.
There was an empty pool where Clara Bow and Fatty Arbuckle Must have swum 10,000 midnights ago.
And then there was something else;
The chimp's last rites, as if she were laying a child to rest.
Was her life really as empty as that?
INDEX
09 EVERY MOVIE'S A CIRCUS (REPRISE)
ALL
Every movie's a circus on the wire without a net
JOANNE
Coffee?
MYRON
I'm up too early, shooting at seven, I gotta go
ALL
Movies
BOY
What's wrong?
MARY
Can't get a screen test,
Don't you hate it when a yes-man says no?
ALL
Movies
GIRL
Good part?
BOY
I'm a policeman "Hang up, punk" that's all I say
ACTOR
First time, you work on the lot there
ACTRESS
I must say R.K.O are O.K.
ALL
Movies.
BOY
Then what?
GIRL
He pressed a button, out of the wall fell a four-poster bed.
ALL
Movies,
MYRON
Busy?
JOANNA
They shot my screenplay
MYRON
Isn't that great?
JOANNA
No, they shot the thing dead.
ALL
Every movie's a circus on the wire without a net.
BOY
Lonely?
GIRL
That's how I like it.
BOY
Can't you be nice?
GIRL
Why? We're not on the set.
ALL
Movies
ARTIE
Hey, Joe, what are you, slumming?
JOE
Here for a meeting
ARTIE
This time of night?
ALL
Movies
JOE
Yeah, it's some studio smartass,
You know I'm famous for being polite.
ALL
Movies
ARTIE
Guess what? I'm getting married.
JOE
Congratulations
ARTIE
She'll be right back.
ALL
Movies
ARTIE
Fact is we were just leaving
She's been stood up by some uppity hack.
ALL
Movies
JOE
Married, who would have thought it?
Why don't you look happy?
Come on, be brave.
ALL
Movies
ARTIE
It's this movie I'm shooting.
JOE
You first assistant?
ARTIE
More like a slave.
ALL
Every movie's a circus.
ARTIE
But this is a circus movie as well
Problems, nothing but problems.
Animals, actors, two kinds of hell.
ALL
Every movie's a circus on the wire without a net.
BETTY
Well, hello, Mr. Gillis.
ARTIE
You two have met?
JOE
I'm the uppity hack.
ARTIE
And she's the studio smartass.
BETTY
What's going on here?
BARMAN
Artie, they're calling you back.
BETTY
I just reread "Blind Windows"
It needs some real re-working, of course.
If we fixed up the opening
ARTIE
Call up the wrangler, pay off the horse.
INDEX
10 GIRL MEETS BOY
JOE
Girl meets boy, that's a safe beginning
BETTY
It's nearly closing, I thought you weren't going to show.
JOE
So did I, I felt it might be kinder
BETTY
What are you saying?
JOE
Come on, Miss Schaeffer, you know.
BETTY
What?
JOE
Every time I see some young kid
Dreaming they'll produce a masterpiece
I just want to throw them on the next train home.
BETTY
Never thought you'd be so condescending,
JOE
Sorry, Miss Schaeffer, I don't come here to fight.
BETTY
Girl meets boy, if that's how you want it.
She's a young teacher, he's a reporter. It's hate at first sight.
JOE
It won't sell, these days they want glamour;
Fabulous hairess meets handsome hollywood heel
The problem is, she thinks he's a burglar.
Would yo believe it? A wedding in the last reel.
BETTY
It doesn't have to be so mindless.
You should write from your experience
Give us something really moving; something true.
JOE
Who wants true? Who the hell wants moving?
Moving means starving
And true means holes in your shoe.
NETTY
No, you're wrong. They still make good pictures.
Stick to your story, it's a good story.
JOE
O.K. Miss Schaeffer; I give it to you.
BETTY
What do you mean?
JOE
It's what I said. I've given up writing myself. So you write it.
BETTY
Oh, I'm not good enough to do it on my own.
But I thought we could write it together.
JOE
I can't, I'm all tied up.
BETTY
Couldn't we work evening? Six o'clock in the morning?
I'd come to your place.
JOE
Look, Betty, it can't be done, it's out.
Let's keep in touch through Artie.
That way if you get stuck, we can at least talk.
Write this down, I'll give you some ground rules.
Plenty of conflict but nice guy don't break the law.
Girl meets boy, she give herself completely
And though she loves him
JOE/BETTY
She keep one foot on the floor
BETTY
No one dies except the best friend
No one ever mentions communists
No one takes a black friend to a restaurant.
JOE
Very good, nothing I can teach you
We could have had fun fighting the studio.
BETTY
Yes, Mr. Gillis. That's just what I want.
ARTIE
What a nightmare, good to see you.
Come to my new year party.
JOE
Last year it got out of hand
ARTIE
Guaranteed bad behavior
JOE
See you then
BETTY
Don't give up, you're too good.
JOE
Thanks.
INDEX
11 BACK AT THE HOUSE ON SUNSET
MAX
Where have you been?
JOE
Out. I assume I can go out when I feel like it
MAX
Madame is quite agitated. Earlier this evening,
She wanted you for something and you could not be found.
JOE
Well, that's tough.
MAX
I don't think you understand, Mr. Gillis,
Madame is extremely fagile.
She has moment of melancholy.
There have been suicide attempts.
JOE
Why? Because of her career? She done well enough.
Look at all the fan mail she gets everyday.
MAX
I wouldn't look too closely at the postmarks if I were you.
JOE
You mean you write them?
MAX
Will you be requiring some supper this evening, sir?
JOE
No. And Max
MAX
Yes. sir?
JOE
Who the hell do you think you are,
Bringing my stuff up from my apartment
without consulting me?
I have a life of my own-
Now you're telling me I'm supposed to be a prisoner here.
MAX
I think, perhaps, sir,
You will have to make up your mind
to abide by the rules of this house.
That is, if you want the job.
JOE
I started work on the script
I hacked my way through the thicket
A maze of fragmented ramblings by a soul in limbo
She hoverd there like a hawk
Afraid I'd damage her baby.
NORMA
What's that?
JOE
I thought we might cut away from the slave market...
NORMA
Cut away from me?
JOE
Norma, they don't want you in every scene.
NORMA
Of course they do.
What else would they have come for?
Put it back.
JOE
I'd made my first big mistake
I'd put my foot in the quick sand
It wouldn't be a few days paste and scissors
This would take weeks.
The house was always so quiet
Just me and Max and that organ
No one phoned and nobody ever came
And there was only one kind of entertainment on hand.
Max, what's on this evening?
I hope it's not one of her weepy melodramas.
MAX
We'll be showing one of Madame's enduring classics:
"The Ordeal Of Joan Of Arc"
JOE
Oh, God, we saw that last week.
MAX
A masterpiece can never fall
She is the greatest star of all.
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12 NEW WAYS TO DREAM
NORMA
This was dawn, there were no rules, we were so young,
Movies were born; so many songs yet to be sung.
So many roads still unexplored;
We gave the world new ways to dream.
Somehow we found new ways to dream.
Joan of Arc; look at my face, isn't it strong?
There in the dark, up on the screen, where I belong.
We'll show them all nothing has changed,
We'll give the world new ways to dream
Everyone needs new ways to dream
JOE
I didn't argue, why hurt her?
You don't yell at the sleepwalker
Or she could fall and break her neck.
She smelled of faded roses,
It made me sad to watch her as she relived her glory.
Poor Norma, so happy, lost in her silver heaven.
NORMA
Nothing has changed
We'll give the world new ways to dream
Everyone needs new ways to dream
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13 COMPLETION OF THE SCRIPT
JOE
In December, the rain came. One great big package, Over-sized, like everything else in California. And it came right through the roof of my room Above the garage. So she had me move into the main house. Into what Max called " The room of the husbands" And on a clear day, the theory was, you could see Catalina. And little by little I worked through the end of the script. At which point I might have left. Only by then those two boys from the finance company had traced my car and towed it away; and I hadn't seen one single dollar of cash money since I arrived.
NORMA
Stop that! Today's the day.
JOE
What do you mean?
NORMA
Max is going to deliver the script to Paramount
JOE
You're really going to give it to De Mille?
NORMA
I've just spoken with my astrologer.
She read De Millle's horoscope; she read mine.
JOE
Did she read the script?
NORMA
De Mille is Leo; I'm scorpio.
Mars is transiting Jupiter,
And today is the day of closest conjunction.
JOE
Oh, well, that's all right, then.
NORMA
Max
MAX
Yes, Madame
NORMA
Make sure it goes to Mr. De Mille in person.
JOE
Well....
NORMA
Great day.
JOE
It's been real interesting
NORMA
Yes...hasn't it?
JOE
I want to thank you for trusting me with your baby
NORMA
Not at all, it is I who should thank you
JOE
Will you call and let me know as soon as you have some news?
NORMA
Call? Where?
JOE
My apartment
NORMA
Oh, but, you couldn't possibly think of leaving now, Joe.
JOE
Norma, the script is finished.
NORMA
No, Joe, No, it's just the beginning, it's just the first draft;
I couldn't dream of letting you go, I need your support.
JOE
Well, I can't stay.
NORMA
You'll stay on with full salary, of course.
JOE
Oh, Norma, it's not the money.
Yes, of course,
I'll stay until we get some sort of news back from Paramount.
NORMA
Thank you, thank you, Joe.
JOE
So, Max wheeled out that foreign bus
Brushed the leopardskin upholstery.
He trundled along to Paramount
To hand Cecil B. our hopeless opus.
My work was over I was feeling no pain.
Locked up like John the Baptist.
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14 THE LADY'S PAYING
NORMA
Hurry up, the birthday boy is on his way.
This is a surprise celebration
I hope you've remembered everything I've said
I want to see a total transformation
JOE
What's all this?
NORMA
Happy birthday, darling. Did you think we'd forgotten?
JOE
Well... I don't know
NORMA
These people are from the best men's shop in town.
I had them close it down for a day.
JOE
Norma, now listen!
NORMA
I'll leave you boys to it.
MANFRED
Happy birthday, welcome to your shopathon
JOE
What's going on?
MANFRED
Help yourself, it's all been taken care of,
anyone who's anyone is dressed by me.
JOE
Well, golly gee.
MANFRED
Pick out anything you like a pair of.
You just point, I'll do the rest
I have brought nothing but the best
You're a very lucky writer
Come along now, get undressed
Unless I'm much mistaken
That's a 42-inch chest
JOE
I don't understand a word you're saying
MANFRED
Well, all you need to know's the lady's paying
It's nice to get your just reward this time of year.
JOE
Get out of here!
MANFRED
And all my merchandise is strictly Kosher
When you've thrown away all your old worn-out stuff,
JOE
Hey, that's enough
MANFRED
Perhaps you'd like to model for my brochure
I have just a thing for you chalk-stripe suits
SALESMAN 1
In black
SALESMAN 2
Or blue
SALESMAN 3
Glen paid trousers
SALESMAN 4
Cashmere sweaters
SALESMAN 5
Bathing shorts for Malibu
SALESMAN 6
Here's a patent leather lace-up
SALESMAN 7
It's a virtuoso shoe
MANFRED
And a simply marvelous coat made of vicuna
JOE
You know what you can do with your vicuna
NORMA
Come on, Joe, you haven't even started yet
JOE
You wanna bet?
NORMA
I thought by now he'd look the height of fashion
He always takes forever making up his mind, don't be unkind,
I thought you writer knew about compassion
I love Flannel on a man
MANFRED
This will complement his tan
NORMA
We'll take two of these and four of those
MANFRED
I'm still your greatest fan!
Very soon now we'll have stopped him looking like an also-ran
JOE
You're going to make me sorry that I'm staying
NORMA
Well, all right. I'll choose, after all, I'm paying.
MANFRED
Evening clothes?
NORMA
I want to see your most deluxe
JOE
Won't wear a tux
NORMA
Of course not, dear, tuxedos are for waiters.
MANFRED
What we need are tails, a white tie and top hat
JOE
I can't wear that
NORMA
Joe, second-rate clothes are for second-raters
JOE
Norma, please
NORMA
Shut up, I'm rich
Not some platinum blonde bitch
I own so many apartments
I've forgotten which is which
JOE
I don't have to go to premieres
I'm never on display
You seem to forget that I'm a writer
Who cares what you wear when you're a writer?
NORMA
I care, Joe, and please don't be so mean to me.
JOE
O.K. all right.
NORMA
You can't come to my New Year's Eve party
In that filling- station shirt
JOE
I've been invited somewhere else on New Year's Eve
NORMA
Where?
JOE
Artie Green. He's an old friend of mine.
NORMA
I can't do without you, Joe, I need you
I've sent out every single invitation
JOE
All right, Norma, I give in
NORMA
Of course, you do
And when they've dressed you
You'll cause a sensation
SALESMEN
We equip the chosen few of movieland
MANFRED
(The latest cut)
SALESMEN
We dress every movie star and crooner
From their shiny toecaps to their hatband
MANFRED
(Conceal your gut)
You won't regret selecting the vicuna
SALESMEN
If you need a hand to shake
If there's a girl you want to make
If there's a soul you're out to capture
Or a heart you want to break
If you want the world to love you
MANFRED
You'll have to learn to take
SALESMEN
And gracefully accept the role you're playing
MANFRED
You will earn every cent the lady's paying
SALESMEN
So why not have it all?
MANFRED
Now that didn't hurt, did it?
SALESMEN
The lady's paying!
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15 NEW YEAR'S EVE
JOE
Max, you've pulled the stops out.
It looks like a gala night aboard S.S. Titanic.
Will we play spot the actor?
As if we are visiting a gallery of waxworks?
MAX
Would you rather I mix for you a dry matini
Or shall I open a champagne?
JOE
Max, don't be evasive, who's she invited to the ball?
MAX
Madame herself made every call
NORMA
Here. Happy New Year.
JOE
Norma, I can't take this.
NORMA
Oh, shut up. Open it. Read what it says.
JOE
"Mad about the boy"
NORMA
Yes, and you do look absolutely divine.
JOE
Well, thank you.
NORMA
I had these tiles put in, you know,
because Rudy Valentino said to me, it takes tiles to tango. Come on.
JOE
No, no, not on the same floor as Valrntino!
NORMA
Oh come on. come on. come on.
Get up. Follow me.
And one, two....and one, two, one two together.
And one....
Don't lean back like that.
JOE
Norma, it's that thing. It tickles.
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16 THE PERFECT YEAR
NORMA
Bring out the old, bring in the new
A midnight wish to share with you
Your lips are warm, my head is light,
Were we in love before tonight?
I don't need a crowded ballroom, everything I want is here
If you're with me, next year will be the perfect year
JOE
Before we play some dangerous game;
Before we fan some harmless flame
We have to ask if this is wise
And if the game is worth the prize
With this wine and with this music
How can anything be clear?
Let's wait and see, it may just be the perfect year
NORMA
It's New Year's Eve, and hope are high
Dance one year in, kiss one good-bye
Another chance, another start
So many dreams to tease the heart.
We don't need a crowded ballroom,
Everything we want is here
And face to face, we will embrace, the perfect year
We don't need a crowded ballroom, everything we want is here
And face to face, we will embrace, the perfect year
JOE
So, what time are they supposed to get here?
NORMA
Who?
JOE
The other guests.
NORMA
There are no other guests. Just you and me.
I'm in love with you, surely you know that.
JOE
Norma....
NORMA
We'll have a wonderful time next year.
I'll have the pool filled up for you.
I'll open up my house in Malibu,
And you can have the whole ocean.
I have enough money to buy us anything we want.
JOE
Cut out that "us" business
NORMA
What's the matter with you?
JOE
What right do you have to take me for granted?
NORMA
What right? Do you want me to tell you?
JOE
Norma, what I'm trying to say is that
I'm the wrong guy for you;
You need a big shot, someone with polo ponies, a Valentino...
NORMA
What you're trying to say is, you don't want me to love you.
Say it! Say it!
JOE
Max. Get me a taxi.
I had to get out, I needed to be with people my own age,
To hear the sound of laughter and mix with hungry actors,
Underemployed composers, nicotine-poisoned writers,
Real people, real problems, having a really good time.
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17 THIS TIME NEXT YEAR
ARTIE
Hey, Gillis! We'd given you up.
Let me take your coat.
Jesus, Joe, what's this made of? Mink?
Who did you borrow this from? Adolphe Menjou?
JOE
Close, but no cigar. Hey! It's quite a crowd.
ARTIE
I invited all the kids doing walk-ons in "Samson and Delilah"
BETTY
Where have you been hiding?
I called your apartment. I called your ex-agent.
I was about to call the Bureau of Missing Persons.
JOE
Well, they always know where to find me.
RICHARD A.
Hey, Sammy!
You gotta say your new year's resolution out loud.
Jean!
JEAN
By this time next year, I'll have landed a juicy part
STEVE
Nineteen fifty will be my start
RICHARD T.
No more carrying spears
MARY
I'll be discovered, my life won't ever be the same.
Billy Wilder will know my name
And he will call me all the time
KATHERINE
'Til he does, can one of you guy lend her a dime?
ALISA
Just an apartment with no roaches and no dry rot
ANITA
Where the hot water comes out hot
BOTH
That's my Hollywood dream
RICHARD A.
Your resolution
JOANNA
Is to write something that get shot
With approximately the plot I first had in my head
MYRON
But you'll get rewritten even after you're dead.
RICHARD
Artie!
ARTIE
It's a year to begin a new life
Buy a place somewhere quiet, somewhere pretty.
When you have a young kid and a wife
Then you need somewhere green far from the city
It's rambling old house with a big apple tree
With a swing for the kid and a hammock for me.
SAMMY
Behold, my children, it is I, Cecil B. De Mille,
Meeting me must be quite a thrill,
ADAM
But there's no need to kneel
SAMMY
I guarantee you every girl in my chorus line
is a genuine Philistine
SANDY
They don't come off the shelf
SAMMY
I flew everyone in from Philistia myself
BETTY
I have some good news, it's "Blind Windows"
JOE
You don't let go
BETTY
I gave Sheldrake an outline, Joe, and he swallowed the bait.
JOE
Well, Hallelujah!
BETTY
While you have been buying vicuna coats,
I have been making a lot of notes,
now there's work we should do...
JOE
Betty, you're forgetting that I gave it to you
You remind me of me long ago
Off the bus, full of ignorant ambition
Thought I'd waltz into some studio
And achieve overight recognition,
I've seen too many optimists sinking like stones
Felt them suck all the marrow clean out of my bones.
BETTY
I love "Blind Windows" but I can't write it on my own.
Can't we speak on the telephone?
All my evening are free.
ARTIE
Hey, just a minute, I'm the fellow who bought the ring
BETTY
Artie, this is a business thing it's important to me
You'll be on location in Clinch, Tennessee.
Please make this your New Year's resolution for me.
ALL
By this time next year I will get my foot in the door
Next year I know I'm going to score an amazing success
Cut to the moment when they open the envelope
Pass the statuette to Bob Hope and it's my name you hear
We'll be down on our knees outside Grauman's chinese
Palm prints there on the street immortality's neat!
This time next year, this time next year.
We'll have nothing to fear contracts all signed
Three-pictures deal yellow brick road career
Hope we're not still saying these things this time next year.
JOE
You know, I think I will be available in the New Year.
In fact, I'm available right now.
BETTY
Joe, that's great!
JOE
Hey, Artie, where's your phone?
ARTIE
Under the bar
JOE
Hey, Artie,
You think you could put me up for a couple of weeks?
ARTIE
It's just so happens we've got a vacancy on the couch
JOE
I'll take it.
MAX
Yes?
JOE
Max, it's Mr. Gillis, I want you to do me a favor
MAX
I'm sorry Mr. Gillis. I can't talk right now
JOE
Listen, I want you to take my old suitcases...
MAX
I'm sorry, I'm attending to Madame.
JOE
What do you mean?
MAX
Madame found a razor in your room.
And she's cut her wrists.
ALL
Three, two, one, Happy New Year!
Should auld acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind
Should auld acquaintance be forgot and days of auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne
We'll take a cup of kindness yet for the sake of auld lang syne
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18 NEW YEAR'S EVE (BACK AT THE HOUSE ON SUNSET)
NORMA
Go away.
JOE
What kind of silly thing was that to do?
NORMA
I'll do it again! I'll do it again! I'll do it again!
JOE
Attractive headline:
"Great star killed herself for an unknown writer."
NORMA
Great star has great pride
You must have some girl;
Why don't you go to her?
JOE
I never meant to hurt you, Norma,
You've been good to me,
You're the only person in this stinking town
That's ever been good to me
NORMA
Then why don't you say thank you and go?
Go, go. Go!
JOE
Happy New Year
NORMA
Happy New Year, darling.
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19 SUNSET BOULEVARD
JOE
Sure, I came out here to make my name
Wanted my pool, my dose of fame
Wanted my parking space at Warners'
But after a year a one-room hell
A murphy bed a rancid smell
Wallpaper peeling at the corners
Sunset Boulevard, twisting Boulevard
Secretive and rich, a little scary
Sunset Boulevard, tempting Boulevard
Waiting there to swallow the unwary
Dreams are not enough to win a war
Out here they're always keeping score
Beneath the tan, the battle rages
Smile a rented smile, fill someone glass
Kiss someone's wife, kiss someone's ass
We do whatever pays the wages
Sunset Boulevard, headline Boulevard
Getting here is only the beginning
Sunset Boulevard, jackpot Boulevard
Once you've won you have to go on winning
You think I've sold out?
Dead right I've sold out.
I just keep waiting for the right offer
Comfortable quarters, regular rations,
24-hour, five-star room service.
And if I'm honest I like the lady
I can't help being touched by her folly
I'm treading water, taking the money
Watching her sunset....well, I'm a writer
L.A.'s changed a lot over the years
Since those brave gold rush pioneers
Came in their creaky covered wagons
Far as they could go end of the line
Their dreams were yours, their dreams were mine
But in those dreams were hidden dragons
Sunset Boulevard, frenzied Boulevard
Swamped with every kind of false emotion
Sunset Boulevard, brutal Boulevard
Just like you, we'll wind up in the ocean
She was sinking fast, I threw a rope
Now I have suits and she has hope
It seemed an elegant solution
One day this must end, it isn't real
Still, I'll enjoy a hearty meal
Before tomorrow's execution
Sunset Boulevard, ruthless Boulevard
Destination for the stony-hearted
Sunset Boulevard, lethal Boulevard
Everyone's forgotten how they started
Here on Sunset Boulevard
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20 THERE'S BEEN A CALL / JOURNEY TO PARAMOUNT
NORMA
There's been a call. What did I say?
They want to see me right away
Joe, Paramount, they love our child, Mr. De Mille is going wild
JOE
Well, that's wonderful, Norma
NORMA
But it was some fool assistant, not acceptable at all
If he wants me, then Cecil B. himself must call
JOE
I don't know if this is the time to stand on ceremony
NORMA
I've been waiting twenty years now
What a few more days, my dear?
It's happened ,Joe, I told you so, the perfect year.
Now, let's go upstairs
JOE
Shouldn't you at least call back?
NORMA
No; they can wait until I'm good and ready
JOE (V.O.)
It took her three days and she was ready
She checked with her astrologer, who sacrifice a chicken
She dressed up like a Pharoh, slapped on a pound of make-up
And set forth in her chariot, poor Norma, so happy,
Re-entering her kingdom
MAX (V.O.)
If you will pardon me, Madame,
The shadow over the left eye is not quite balanced.
NORMA (V.O.)
Thank you, Max
GUARD
Hey, that's enough of that
MAX
To see Mr. De Mille.
Open the gate.
GUARD
Mr. De Mille is shooting.
You need an appointment
MAX
This is Norma Desmond.
No appointment is neccessary
GUARD
Norma, who?
NORMA
Jonesy?
JONES
Why, if it isn't Miss Desmond.
How have you been, Miss Desmond?
NORMA
Fine, Jonesy, Open the gate
JONES
You heard Miss Desmond.
GUARD
They don't have a pass.
JONES
Stage 18, Miss Desmond.
NORMA
Thank you Jonesy.
And teach your friend some manners.
Tell him without me there wouldn't be any Paramount studio
JONES
Get me stage 18, I have a message for Mr. De Mille
HEATHER
Mr. De Mille?
DE MILLE
What is it?
HEATHER
Norma Desmond is here to see you, Mr. De Mille
DE MILLE
Norma Desmond?
HEATHER
She's here at the studio
DE MILLE
It must be about that appalling script of hers.
What shall I say?
HEATHER
Maybe I could give her a brush
DE MILLE
Thirty million fans have given her the brush.
Isn't that enough? Give me a minute.
NORMA
Won't you come along, darling?
JOE
It's your script. It's your show. Good luck
NORMA
Thank you, darling
HEATHER
Miss Desmond
DE MILLE
Well, well, well,
NORMA
Hello, Mr. De Mille, the last time I saw you,
We were some place terribly gay. I was dancing on the table
DE MILLE
A lot of people were. Lindbergh had just landed.
NORMA
You read the script, of course,
DE MILLE
Well, yes....
NORMA
Now, I know how busy you are during shooting,
But I really think you could have picked up the phone yourself, Instead of leaving it to some assistant.
DE MILLE
I don't know what you mean, Norma.
NORMA
Yes, you do.
DE MILLE
Come on in
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21 AS IF WE NEVER SAID GOODBYE
VOICE
Miss Desmond? Hey, Miss Desmond!
Up here, Miss Desmond; it's hog-eye!
NORMA
Hog-eye! Well, hello!
HOG-EYE
Let's get a look at you
NORMA
I don't know why I'm frightened
I know my way around here
The cardboard trees, the painted sea, the sound here
Yes, a world to rediscover
But I'm not in any hurry, and I need a moment.
The whispered conversations in overcrowded hallways
The atmosphere as thrilling here as always
Feel, the early morning madness
Feel, the magic in the making
Why, everything's as if we never said goodbye
I've spent so many morning just trying to resist you
I'm trembling now you can't know how I've missed you
Miss the fairy tale adventures
In the ever-spinning playground
we were young together
I'm coming out of make-up
The lights already burning
Not long until the camera will start turning
And the early morning madness
And the magic in the making
Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye
I don't want to be alone that's all in the past
This world's waited long enough I've come home at last
And this time will be bigger and brighter than we knew it
So watch me fly we all know I can do it
Could I stop my hands from shaking?
Has there ever been a moment with so much to live for?
The whispered conversations in overcrowded hallways
So much to say not just today but always
We'll have early morning madness
We'll have magic in the making
Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye
Yes, everything's as if we never said goodbye
We taught the world new ways to dream
INDEX
22 PARAMOUNT CONVERSATIONS / SURRENDER
BETTY
Well, hello, Mr. Gillis, where have you been keeping yourself?
JOE
Someone's been doing it for me
BETTY
And meanwhile "Blind Windows" is stuck on the shelf.
You said we'd work together
JOE
New Year's crisis, what can I say?
BETTY
Always full of excuses
JOE
Promise I will call you later today
BETTY
You said that last time
JOE
Look Betty, I won't let you down
BETTY
I guess I'll just have to trust you
SHELDRAKE
You're Miss Desmond's German Shepherd?
I'm the one who's been calling. The name is Sheldrake.
A couple of weeks ago, I was looking out of my office window,
I saw you drive onto the lot, and I said, that's exactly the car I've been lookingfor, great for my new Crosby picture.
So, I made a few inquiries,
I've just been calling you for two weeks.
Doesn't she ever pick up the phone?
You know, outside a museum,
You don't see that kind of quality anymore.
We're willing to pay,
At least a hundred dollars a week....
MAX
It's outrageous, you insult her,
How can you be so cruel?
I forbid you to approach her
SHELDRAKE
You're insane
MAX
Go away, go away!
NORMA
Did you see how they all came crowding around?
They still love me and soon we'll be breaking new ground
Brave pioneers.
DE MILLE
Those were the days
NORMA
Just like before
DE MILLE
We had such fun
NORMA
We gave the world new ways to dream
BOTH
We always found new ways to dream
DE MILLE
Let's have a good long talk one day
NORMA
The old team will be back in business
DE MILLE
Sorry, my next shot's ready
MAX
Mr. Gillis....
JOE
What's the matter, Max?
MAX
I just found out the reason for those phone calls from Paramount. It's not Madame they want. It's her car.
JOE
Oh my God
NORMA
Now, you remember, don't you? I don't work before 10
Or after 4.30 in the afternoon
DE MILLE
It isn't entirely my decision, Norma.
New York must be consulted
NORMA
That's fine. Ask any exhibitor in the country.
I'm not forgotten.
DE MILLE
Of course you're not
Goodbye, young fellow.
We'll see what we can do.
NORMA
I'm not worried. It's so wonderful to be back.
BETTY
Was that really Norma Desmond?
DE MILLE
It was
HEATHER
She must be a million years old
DE MILLE
I hate to think where that puts me.
I could be her father.
HEATHER
Oh , I'm sorry, Mr. De Mille
DE MILLE
If you could have seen her at seventeen
When all of her dreams were new
Beautiful and strong, before it all went wrong
She's never known the meaning of surrender.
Never known the meaning of surrender.
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23 GIRL MEETS BOY (REPRISE)
JOE
How about they don't know each other
He works the night shift and she takes classes all day?
Here's the thing, they oth share the same room,
Sleep in the same bed, it work out cheaper that way.
BETTY
I've feeling you're just kidding
But to me it sounds believable
Makes a better opening than that car chase scene;
Girl meets boy, borrowing her toothbrush
Or oversleeping or at her sewing-machine
JOE
You know, it's not bad, there are some real possibilities
BETTY
Who's Norma?
JOE
Who's who?
BETTY
Sorry, I don't usually read private cigarette cases.
JOE
Norma's a friend of mine; middle-aged lady,
Very foolish, very generous
BETTY
I'll say; this is solid gold "Mad about the boy"
JOE
So how's Artie?
BETTY
Stuck in Tennessee.
It rains all the time, they're weeks behind.
No one know when they'll be back
JOE
Good
BETTY
What's good about it?
I'm missing him something fierce.
JOE
No, I mean this idea we had.
It's really pretty good
Back to work
BETTY
What if he's a teacher?
JOE
Where does that get us?
Don't see what good it would do
BETTY
No, it's great, if they do the same job
JOE
So much in common, they fall in love, wouldn't you?
BETTY
Yes, but if he's just a teacher,
we lose those scenes in the factory
JOE
Not if he's a champion for the working man,
girl likes boy, she respect his talent
BETTY
Working with someone can turn you into a fan
JOE
This is fun, writing with a partner
BETTY
Yes, and it could be...
JOE
A helluva movie
BETTY
Can we really do this?
BOTH
I know that we can!
INDEX
24 ETERNAL YOUTH IS WORTH A LITTLE SUFFERING
ASTROLOGER
I don't think you should shoot before July 15th.
Right now is a perilous time for Pisces
If you wait 'till Venus is in Capricorn
You'll avoid a catalogue of crises
MASSEUR 1
I need three more weeks to get these thighs in shape
No more carbohydrates, don't be naughty
MASSEUR 2
We'll soon have you skipping like an ingenue
You won't look a day over forty
BEAUTICIAN 1
We have dry heat, we have steam
BEAUTICIAN 2
We have moisturizing cream
BEAUTICIAN 3
We have mud-packs. we have blood sacks.
BEAUTICIAN 2
It's a rigorous regime
ALL
Not a wrinkle when you twinkle
Or a wobble when you walk
BEAUTICIAN 3
Of course, there bound to be a little suffering
ALL
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
ANALYST
Listen to your superego not your id
Age is just another damn neurosis
I'll have you regressing back to infancy
And back into the womb under hypnosis
DOCTOR
I inject the tissue of the fatal lamb
The formula's the one Somerset Maugham owns
Just a modest course of thirty-seven shots
And you will be a heaving mass of hormones
ALL
No more crow's feet, no more flab
No more love handles to grab
You'll be so thin they'll all think you are
Walking sideways like a crab
Nothing sagging, nothing bagging
Nothing dragging on the floor
Of course, there bound to be a little suffering
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
Of course, there bound to be a little suffering
Eternal youth is worth a little suffering
Of course, there bound to be a little suffering.....
INDEX
25 WHO'S BETTY SCHAEFFER?
NORMA
Is this what you're looking for, by any chance?
JOE
Why, yes.
NORMA
Whose phone number is this?
I've been worried about the line of my throat.
I think this woman has done wonders with it.
JOE
Good
NORMA
And I have lost half a pound since Tuesday
JOE
Very good
NORMA
Now it's after nine, I'd better get to bed
JOE
You had
NORMA
Are you coming up?
JOE
I think I'll read a while longer
NORMA
You went out last night, didn't you, Joe?
JOE
I went for a walk
NORMA
You took the car
JOE
I drove to the beach
NORMA
Who's Betty Schaeffer?
JOE
Surely,
you don't want me to feel as if I'm a prisoner in this house?
NORMA
You don't understand Joe, I'm under a terrible strain.
It's been so hard I even got myself a revolver.
The only thing that stopped me from killing myself
Was the thought of all those people
Waiting to see me back on the screen.
How could I disappoint them?
All I ask is a little patience, a little understanding.
JOE
Norma, there's nothing to worry about,
I haven't done anything
NORMA
Of course you haven't,
Good night, my darling
JOE
I should have stayed there, poor Norma,
So desperate to be ready for what would never happen
But Betty would be waiting,
We had a script to finish one unexpected love scene
Two people, both risking a kind of happy ending.
INDEX
26 BETTY'S OFFICE AT THE PARAMOUNT
BETTY
T-H-E-E-N-D-! I can't believe it, I've finished my first script!
JOE
Oh, stop it, you're making me feel old.
BETTY
It's exciting, though, isn't it?
JOE
How old are you, anyway?
BETTY
Twenty-two
JOE
Smart girl
BETTY
Shouldn't we open some champagne?
JOE
Well, the best I can offer is a stroll
To the water cooler at the end of the lot
BETTY
Sounds good to me, I love the back lot here.
It's all cardboard, all hollow, all phony, all done with mirrors.
I think I love it more than any street in the world.
I spent my childhood here.
JOE
What were you, a child actress?
BETTY
But my family always expected me to become a great star.
I had ten years of dramatic lessons, diction, dancing,
Everything you can think of;
And then the studio made a test.
JOE
This is the saddest story I ever heard
BETTY
Not at all. Come on, I was born two blocks from here.
My father was head electrician at the studio until he died.
My mother still work in wardrobe.
JOE
Second generation, uh?
BETTY
Third. Grandma did stunt work for Pearl White
JOE
I guess it's exciting, at that, finishing a script.
BETTY
What?
JOE
Are you all right?
BETTY
Sure
JOE
Something's the matter, isn't it?
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27 TOO MUCH IN LOVE TO CARE
BETTY
I had a telegram from Artie
JOE
Is something wrong?
BETTY
He wnats me to come out to Tennessee.
He says it would only cost two dollars to get married in Clinch.
JOE
Well, what's stopping you, now that we've finished the script...
Hey. why are you crying?
You're getting married, isn't that what you wanted?
BETTY
Not any more
JOE
Don't you love Artie?
BETTY
Of course I do.
I'm just not in love with him any more, that's all.
JOE
Why not? What happened?
BETTY
You did. When I was a kid I played on this street,
I always loved illusion,
I thought make-believe was truer than life,
But now it's all confusion
Please, can you tell me what's happening?
I just don't know any more.
If this real, how should I feel? What should I look for?
JOE
If you were smart, you would keep on walking
Out of my life as fast as you can
I'm not the one you should pin your hope on
You're falling for the wrong kind of man
This is crazy, you know you should call it a day.
Sound advice, great advice, let's throw it away.
I can't control all the things I'm feeling
I haven't got a prayer if I'm a fool,
Well, I'm too much in love to care
I knew where I was, I'd given up hope,
Made friend with disillusion
No one in my life, but I look at you,
And now it's all confusion
BETTY
Please, can you tell me what's happening?
I just don't know any more.
If this real, how should I feel? What should I look for?
I thought I had everything I needed
My life was set, my dreams were in place
My heart could see way into the future
All of that goes when I see your face
I should hate you, there I was, the world in my hand
Can one kiss kiss away everything I planned?
I can't control all the things I'm feeling
I'm floating in mid-air
I know it's wrong, but I'm too much in love to care
BOTH
I thought I had everything I needed
My life was set, my dreams were in place
My heart could see way into the future
All of that goes when I see your face
This is crazy, you know we should call it a day.
JOE
Sound advice,
BETTY
Great advice,
BOTH
Let's throw it away.
I can't control all the things I'm feeling
We're floating in mid-air
If we are fools, well, we're too much in love to care
If we are fools, well, we're too much in love to care!
JOE
What's the matter there, Max,?
You waiting to wash the car?
MAX
Please be careful when you cross the patio.
Madame may be watching
JOE
Suppose I tiptoe up to the back stairs
And get undressd in the dark, will that do it?
MAX
It's just that I am greatly worried about Madame
JOE
Well, we're not helping any, feeding her lies, more lies.
What happens when she find out
They're not going to make her picture?
MAX
She never will. That is my job.
I made her a star and I will never let her be destroyed.
JOE
You made her a star?
MAX
I directed all her early pictures.
In those days there were three young directors-
Who showed promises;
D.W.Griffith, Cecil B. De Mille and-
JOE
Max Von Mayerling
MAX
That's right
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28 NEW WAYS TO DREAM (REPRISE)
MAX
When we met she was a child, barely sixteen
Awkward and yet she had an air I'd never seen
I knew I'd found my perfect face
Deep in her eyes, new ways to dream
And we inspired new ways to dream
Talkies came, I stayed with her.
Look up this life, threw away fame.
Please understand, she was my wife.
We had achieved far more than most
We gave the world new ways to dream
Everyone needs new ways to dream
JOE
Are you saying you were married to her?
MAX
I was the first husband
So I play this game, keeper of the fame
Sharing with her one last dream
Didn't you think I knew, It never could come true?
She'll be the very last one to surrender
I will not allow her to surrender.
INDEX
29 THE PHONE CALL
NORMA
Hello, is this Gladstone 9281? Miss Schaeffer?
...Hello, Miss Schaeffer, you must forgive me for calling so late, But I really feel it's my duty. It's about Mr. Gillis...
You do know a Mr. Gillis?
Well, exactly how much do you know about him?
Do you know where he lives? Do you know what he lives on?
I want to spare you a lot of sadness.
I don't know what he's told you
But I can guarantee you he doesn't live with mother
Or what you'd call a roommate,
He's just a...I can't say it.
Poor Betty, you ask him, I'd love to hear his answer....Joe
JOE
That's right, Betty, why don't you ask me?
NORMA
Don't
JOE
...Or better yet, come over and see for yourself.
Yes, right now.
The address is ten thousand eighty-six, Sunset Boulevard
NORMA
Don't hate me, Joe, I did it because I need you.
Look at me. Look at my hands. Look at my face.
Look under my eyes.
How can I go back to work if I'm wasting away?
No! Don't stand there hating me, Joe,
Shout at me, strike me, but say you don't hate me...Joe, Joe.
INDEX
30 THE FINAL SCENE
JOE
Come on in
BETTY
What's going on, Joe?
Why am I so scared?
What was that woman saying?
She sounds so weird, I don't understand...
Please, can you tell me what's happening?
You said you loved me tonight
Shall I just go? Say something, Joe.
JOE
Have some pink champagne and caviar,
when you go visit with a star the hospitality is stellar
BETTY
So this is where you're living?
JOE
Yes, It's quite a place,
Sleeps seventeen,
Eight sunken tubs
A movie screen,
A bowling alley in the cellar.
BETTY
I didn't come to see the house, Joe.
JOE
Sunset Boulevard, Cruise the Boulevard,
Win yourself a Hollywood palazzo
Sunset Boulevard, mythic Boulevard
Valentino danced on that terrazzo
BETTY
Who's it belong to?
JOE
Just look around you
BETTY
That's Norma Desmond
JOE
Right on the money that's Norma Desmond
That's Norma Desmond
That's Norma Desmond
That's Norma Desmond....
BETTY
Why did she call me?
JOE
Give you three guesses,
It's the oldest story in the book
Come see the taker being took
The world is full of Joes and Normas
Older woman, very well-to-do
Meet younger man, the standard cue
For two mechanical performers
BETTY
Just pack your things and let's go
JOE
You mean all my things? Have you gone mad?
Leave all these things I've never had?
Leave this luxuarious existence?
You want me to face that one-room hell
That murphy bed, that rancid smell
Go back to living on subsistence?
It's no time to begin a new life
Now I've finally made a perfect landing
I'm afraid there's no room for a wife
Not unless she's uniquely understanding
You should go back to Artie and marry the fool
And you'll always be welcome to swim in my pool
BETTY
I can't look at you any more, Joe.
NORMA
Thank you, thank you, Joe,
Thank you....thank you
What are you doing, Joe?
You're not leaving me?
JOE
Yes, I am, Norma
NORMA
You can't! Max!
JOE
It's been a bundle of laughs
And thanks for the use of the trinkets
A little ritzy for the copy desk back in Dayton
And there's something you ought to know.
I want to do you this favor,
They'll never shoot that hopeless script of yours,
They only wanted your car.
NORMA
That's a lie! They still want me!
What about all my fan-mails?
JOE
It's Max who writes you letters
Your audience has vanished
They left when you weren't looking
Nothing's wrong with being fifty
Unless you're acting twenty
NORMA
I am the greatest star of them all
JOE
Goodbye, Norma
NORMA
No one ever leaves a star.
REPORTER
And as dawn breaks over the murder house,
Norma Desmond, famed star of yesteryear,
Is in a state of completely mental shock
NORMA
This was dawn, I don't know why I'm frightened
Silent music starts to play
Happy New Year, darling
If you're with me, next year will be...next year will be..
They bring in his head on a silver tray
She kisses his mouth...she kisses his mouth...
Mad about the boy!
They'll say Norma's back at last!
MAX
Madame, the cameras have arrived
NORMA
Max, where am I?
MAX
This is the staircase of the palace
And they're waiting for your dance
NORMA
Of course, now I remember;
I was so frightened I might fall...
MAX
You're the greatest star of all!
Light!
Camera!
Action!
NORMA
When he scorn me I knew he'd have to die
Let me kiss his severed head
Compromise or death, he fought to his last breath
He never had it in him to surrender
Just like me, he never could surrender
I can't go on with the scene; I'm too happy.
May I say a few words, Mr. De Mille?
I can't tell you how wonderful it is
To be back in the studio making the picture.
I promise you I'll never desert you again.
This is my life. It's always will be. There's nothing else.
Just us and the cameras
And all you wonderful people out there in the dark.
And now, Mr. De Mille, I'm ready for my close-up
This time I'm staying, I'm staying for good
I'll be back where I was born to be
With one look, I'll be me.
MISS SAIGON (ACT 2)
ENTR'ACTE
BUI-DOI
(In September 1978 JOHN is addressing a conference in Atlanta that
CHRIS and his wife ELLEN are attending at JOHN'S request.)
CHOIR
they're called bui-doi
the dust of life
conceived in hell
and born in strife
they are the living reminders
of all the good we failed to do
we can't forget
must not forget
that they are all our children too
JOHN
like all survivors, I once thought
when I'm home I won't give a damn
but now I know I'm caught
I'll never leave Vietnam
war isn't over when it ends
some pictures never leave your mind
they are the faces of the children
the ones we left behind
they're called bui-doi
the dust of life
conceived in hell
and born in strife
they are the living reminders
of all the good we failed to do
we can't forget
must not forget
that they are all our children too
these kids hit walls on every side
they don't belong in any place
their secret they can't hide
it's printed on their face
I never thought one day I'd plead
for half-breeds from a land that's torn
but then I saw a camp for children
whose crime was being born
they're called bui-doi
the dust of life
conceived in hell
and born in strife
we owe them fathers, and a family
and loving homes they never knew
because we know
deep in our hearts
that they are all our children too
these are souls in need
they need us to give
someone has to pay
for their chance to live
help me try
CHORUS
they're called bui-doi
the dust of life
conceived in hell
JOHN AND CHORUS
and born in strife
they are the living reminders
of all the good we failed to do
CHORUS
that's why we know
JOHN
that's why we know
CHORUS
deep in our hearts
JOHN
deep in our hearts
CHORUS
that's why we know
JOHN
that they are all our children...
JOHN AND CHORUS
...too
THE REVELATION
(After the conference, JOHN introduces CHRIS and ELLEN to his co-
workers. CHRIS draws JOHN aside.)
CHRIS
John, you were great. Can I see you alone?
I gotta know what you meant on the phone
what is this news you received you can only tell me
JOHN
a lot of groups use my Bangkok staff
to process problems on their behalf
we got this in from the embassy
it's not easy to tell you, it's best that you see
CHRIS
Kim. it's about Kim, isn't it?
only you now how hard I had tried to get word
tell me first, nothing else, tell me: did she survive?
JOHN
you must read the report, Chris, but yes, she's alive
CHRIS
you don't know, John, these nightmares, the things that I've seen
I have seen her face burned, seen her shot with my gun
I have chased her through streets and heard nothing but screams
what's wrong? Come on. There is still something more
JOHN
she has a child
you have a son
(shows CHRIS the report)
CHRIS
you won't believe me but I dreamed this, John
it's in the nightmare when I see Saigon
Jesus, John, I am married
is this story for real?
JOHN
I'm only telling you what I received
but our reports can usually be believed
Kim's a bar-girl in Bangkok
pal, I know how you feel
CHRIS
It's too late! I have a whole new life
I have a wife I love, she just can't disappear
JOHN
listen, guy, I know the shock you've had
it isn't always bad, there are solutions here
CHRIS
oh John, I never told her
my wife, how can I tell her?
a child, what do I do?
I shattered Kim
now Ellen too
JOHN
I have learned the best thing for a couple to do
CHRIS
I have to tell her
JOHN
you should both come to Bangkok, I mean Ellen too
CHRIS
I have to tell her
us both?
JOHN
you both should go!
ELLEN
hey guys, come on
CHRIS
but first . . . Ellen has to know
WHAT A WASTE
(A street filled with vendors in Patpong in Bangkok, outside a sleazy
night-club called "Le Moulin Rouge" where the ENGINEER is doorman
and barker. Other DOORMEN compete with him for the attention of
crowds of TOURISTS.)
ENGINEER
check it out!
DOORMEN
girls! I got girls!
DOORMEN
gorgeous girls!
DOORMEN
very nice!
TOURISTS
hey, wow! Oh look! We gotta see!
DOORMEN
girls! I got girls!
DOORMEN
gorgeous girls!
DOORMEN
very nice!
TOURISTS
I'm glad my wife's not here with me!
ENGINEER
what a waste!
to pay for my keep
I'm rounding up sheep
to fleece here in Bangkok
I'm disgraced
I can't get ahead
there's nothing as dead
as peace here in Bangkok
ten cents an hour, that's all they pay
I'll have to swim to the USA
(to some TOURISTS)
if you're looking for fun
original sin
if you want to put out
then you gotta come in
(TOURISTS pass. He tries to make them take his leaflets.)
DOORMEN
girls! I got girls!
DOORMEN
gorgeous girls!
DOORMEN
very nice!
DOORMEN
girls!
ENGINEER (to TOURISTS)
gee, isn't Bangkok really neat?
DOORMEN
I got girls!
ENGINEER
the things they're selling on the street
DOORMEN
girls!
ENGINEER
fresh dog, if that's what you'd enjoy
DOORMEN
worth the price
ENGINEER
a girl, or if you want a boy
DOORMEN and the ENGINEER
come, come to me
first drink is free
ENGINEER
(to two Japanese TOURISTS)
don't be a lump, you can hump
for a small extra fee
hump - "humpy, humpy"
I'm depressed
for hustling amours
to Japanese tours
is no treat in Bangkok
I'm the best
but selling these runts
for sexual stunts
leaves me beat in Bangkok
ten cents an hour...
(The CLUB OWNER, the ENGINEER'S boss, passes.)
CLUB OWNER
you said you'd fill my place up - where are they?
ENGINEER
they're coming, Boss
CLUB OWNER
Just get to work, half-breed!
ENGINEER
...screw the Siamese
look how they're ripping off... refugees
(to another PASSER-BY)
ENGINEER
if you're looking for fun
original sin
if you want to put out
then you gotta come in
DOORMEN
girls!
ENGINEER
hey boys, don't stand around like wimps
DOORMEN
I got girls!
ENGINEER
watch out, those guys, they're really pimps
DOORMEN
girls!
ENGINEER
you want some thrills, come-on and grab it!
DOORMEN
half the price!
ENGINEER
three girls, two gerbils, and a rabbit
DOORMEN
hey, come to me!
(unfolding folders of photos)
DOORMEN
look what you'll see!
ENGINEER
hey, that's a joke, mine blow smoke
for a small extra fee
VENDORS
come try the streets in every venue
with tricks, you'll pick from off the menu
ENGINEER
hey, Joe, try taking a little excursion
you'll all feel good from a little perversion
TOURISTS
oh yeah!
ENGINEER
massage requiring total immersion
TOURISTS
oh wow!
ENGINEER
some strange positions they say are Persian
TOURISTS
oh no!
ENGINEER
drinks are on me
first girl is free
what can I say? You get me
for a small extra fee!
(JOHN enters looking for KIM. The VENDORS surround him.)
ENGINEER
(handing a leaflet to John)
you want a girl sir? you'll like one of these
JOHN
you have a Kim here, can I see her please?
ENGINEER
you pick 'em well. . .
monsieur John, is that you?
JOHN
the Engineer!
Jesus Christ! you're here too
ENGINEER
of all my friends, you're the one that I miss
JOHN
I'm looking for Kim
ENGINEER
I love you so, you and your buddy Chris
JOHN
I'm here about him
Kim has a child born in...
BOTH
seventy-five
ENGINEER
I filled that out and it's you who arrive
you'll find the end of your quest here in our little dive
I'm impressed
American clerks, a system that works
there's really no other
JOHN
listen, spare me the gas
is there really a child?
ENGINEER
yes, we're blessed
and Kim's on a trip
for citizenship, and I am her brother
JOHN
you're her brother, my ass
come on, take me inside
ENGINEER
look Kim, who got our application
I said I'd bring us all salvation
KIM
oh my god! monsieur John!
yes, of course he sent you
JOHN
not in here, is there someplace near we could talk?
KIM
(to one of the customers)
Take your hands off! We're finished! Go find someone else!
JOHN
come with me, there's a lot I've got to say first
KIM
Chris is here! say he's here! oh my god, it's all true
ENGINEER
I suggest, whatever may be
you leave it to me
just play little mother
JOHN
what I need to find out
she can tell me alone
KIM
can you take me to Chris?
I can leave here right now
we've been here for so long
took this job to survive
one month at sea
I was sure we'd drown
but I thought about Chris
and we didn't go down
I've done terrible things
but we're safe and you're here
so perhaps all the gods
have begun to forgive
CLUB OWNER
did the gentleman order champagne?
ENGINEER
she was about to get it
CLUB OWNER
you better get back on the chain, or get out
KIM
monsieur John
ENGINEER
I'm so sick of that prick
quick before he gets wise
KIM
look at this
ENGINEER
let John look at your kid
KIM
come see love
ENGINEER
see the lids of his eyes
KIM
come see Chris
ENGINEER
let John have his surprise
look Uncle Sam
how nice I am
I doing all this just for Tam
an American boy
(KIM brings JOHN to her room and shows him TAM)
KIM
look John, this is his son
don't they have the same the smile
he's been waiting for his father
for a long, long while
PLEASE
JOHN
I'm not here as a friend
I have a job to do
it's strange to find my work
should lead me here to you
Chris knows all about you
I have shown him all this
but I think that it's time
you know all about Chris
KIM
please, don't you see that's all I live for?
I have him and nothing more
at night, everything that's not him
disappears behind my door
JOHN
please, he went crazy when he lost you
spoke to no one for a year
then he finally said "I'm home now,
my life has to go on here"
Kim, let me finish talking, please
that was three whole years ago
KIM
yes, yes I know
I know how pain can grow
when the rock you hold onto
is a love miles away, listen:
please, I already know the story
take us to the USA
JOHN
when we finish here, you'll see him
Chris arrived with me today!
KIM
oh Tam! He's here!
he is here, he's so near
we might breathe the same air tonight!
your father's here
KIM
I dreamed so hard
JOHN
I can't tell her like this
KIM
I kept my faith
JOHN
I should not be the one
KIM
and now it's true
JOHN
Chris must come see his son
KIM
please,
JOHN
they don't say
KIM
don't you see we've been
JOHN
in the files
KIM
watched over?
JOHN
there's a woman in love
KIM
as we crossed
JOHN
here
KIM
the wildest sea?
JOHN
what sustained her for miles
KIM
even god wants us together
JOHN
Chris still knows nothing of
BOTH
can I end this journey,
please?
JOHN
there's only one thing I can do
I must bring Chris here to see you
CHRIS IS HERE
(CLUB OWNER enters, seeing TAM)
CLUB OWNER
I thought I said, "no kids around"
so what's that brat doing here
you better take care, I'm watching both of you
you, and your Engineer
(as JOHN leaves)
sir, would you like a massage?
JOHN
no thanks, it's not my scene
CLUB OWNER
you can find boys at La Cage
(CLUB OWNER leaves and the ENGINEER enters)
ENGINEER
where is he?
what is that look
he was right on the hook
don't tell me he slipped free
KIM
Engineer, Chris is here
John is going to get him
and bring him to me
my heart's ready to burst
I don't know what I'll tell him first
ENGINEER
that guy is no one to trust
or a soldier who's just learned he's fathered a son
you got to get to Chris first
I will find his address now
before he can run
KIM
you can trust what he'll do
don't you worry
I'll mention you
ENGINEER
don't screw with me little bitch
I don't want any hitch
you just do as you're told
you'll go to his hotel
I'll be working as well
guarding our bag of gold
KIM
tell me where, and I'll go
he is longing for me I know
(KIM picks up the picture of her parents)
you have brought me through the lightning
you have watched me from afar
you know all and you forgive me
loving parents that you are
ENGINEER
please, let your daughter have your blessing go on, talk to your ghosts, little
girl
on the life that starts today 'til you're blue
we must journey to a new world you have one chance, just one
he's here
talking to you
and I must be on my way I'm on my way
(the ENGINEER leaves)
KIM'S NIGHTMARE
(as the room darkens, the ghost of THUY appears)
THUY
did you think I'd gone away
this is the face you saw that day
staring at you with open eyes
you're safe in the daylight
but in the dark I rise
I'm the crime that you hid
for you want yo forget that you killed, but you did!
you will never be free
not as long as there's me
did you think you would escape the judgement that was planned?
did you think you would escape the truth's avenging hand
just because you have escaped the bound'ries of your land
I'm here! I'm here! I'm never dead
I'm here! I am the guilt inside your head
(KIM finds herself back in Saigon, April 1975)
you think your marine's not like other men
(CHRIS appears)
he betrayed you once
and he will again
think about that night
where was he back then
CHRIS
I'm getting you out!
CAPTAIN SCHULTZ
sorry, sergeant, as things degenerate
all I'm giving her is her emigration papers
without the wait, sign here
CHRIS
that's not good enough. . .
CAPTAIN SCHULTZ
this will get her on board the carrier
you're declaring that you will marry her
when you get back to the states, sign here
(a solider brings in KIM)
SOLDIERS
by order of the old man
the embassy will close according to plan
CAPTAIN SCHULTZ
I'll stretch a couple rules to issue her pass
that's it, you're ready. nice ass. who's next?
SOLDIERS
by order of the old man
we're processing the gooks as fast as we can
CAPTAIN SCHULTZ
I mean Vietnamese, hey don't get me wrong
can't leave these looks for the Cong - right?
(The scene changes to the room of CHRIS and KIM)
CHRIS
Christ, I am due at the embassy
no time to lose
KIM
I don't want you to leave me today
CHRIS
well at least Uncle Sam bought our honeymoon cruise
KIM
if you're going I don't want to stay
CHRIS
look I'm leaving my gun
we got time
stay and pack
KIM
well I will do whatever you say
CHRIS
we'll get plenty of word when the VC attack
I want you in that bed waiting when I get back
(CHRIS returns to the embassy)
DOC
sorry, sergeant, we must accelerate
state department says we evacuate
the word is, we must be out by dawn
CHRIS
but my girl is out there!
REEVES
sorry, sergeant, it's straight from Washington
no one leaves the grounds now, not anyone
as fast as we load the planes, we're gone
(a huge crowd of VIETNAMESE is pushing at the Embassy gates)
GIBBONS
(to the crowd)
okay! Keep quiet! don't shout!
the Ambassador won't leave till everyone's out
the choppers're on their way, there's room for you all
TROY
they're climbing over the wall!
get back!
MORE MARINES
get back! I tell you, don't shout
the Ambassador won't leave till everyone's out
NOLAN
(entering)
the Ambassador just sent an order to freeze
HUSTON
that's it! No more Vietnamese! Get in!
(in the streets outside the Embassy, KIM can't get through the guards.)
KIM
I'm the wife of a soldier
please, let me through!
help me, who must I pay?
tell me what I must do
CHRIS
(to an OFFICER)
let me out, I have got to go back to my bride!
KIM
listen, someone! My husband is waiting inside!
CHRIS
(telephoning, inside the Embassy yard)
please Kim
hear the phone
I can't get there
please be home
KIM
(in the street)
please Chris
no one sees
I am lost here
find me please
BOTH
please, get me through, I don't care how
don't take my love away, not now
KIM
oh, Chris
CHRIS
oh Kim
KIM
I can't get free
CHRIS
please get free
KIM
still I'm with you
CHRIS
I am with you
KIM
wait for me
CHRIS
wait for me
FRYE
(to CHRIS)
sorry sergeant, inside the Embassy!
we are pulling out now and there will be
no more reprieves
CHRIS
I got till the old man leaves!
JOHN
Chris, don't be a ass
the Ambassador is leaving now
(CHRIS is forced inside the Embassy, whose doors are then barricaded.
The VIETNAMESE are now yelling through the Embassy gates.)
ONE VIETNAMESE
take me with you!
take my children!
ANOTHER
I have a letter, look!
ANOTHER
I helped the CIA!
CROWD
they'll kill who they find here!
don't leave us behind here!
A VIETNAMESE
I've a wife who left already!
ANOTHER
I have an aunt in New York!
ANOTHER
I have gold, I can pay!
CROWD
there is no one to find here!
they have left us behind here!
(KIM has pushed her way through the gate.)
KIM
I must get in there, listen, anyone!
please tell my husband... look! I have his gun!
A VIETNAMESE
out of my way, if that's all that you've got!
CROWD
if I am here when they come, I'll be shot!
(inside the compound: MARINES guard the roof helipad.)
CHRIS
let me go, John, I can't leave her
why in the world should I be saved instead of her?
CROWD
they'll kill who they find here!
don't leave us behind here!
JOHN
it's not you, it's the war that's cruel
and if some dreams get smashed, perhaps it's best they were
CROWD and KIM
there is no one to find here!
they have left us behind here!
JOHN
wake up, my friend, your mercy trip has failed
there's nothing you can do, that ship has sailed
she's not the only one we'll have betrayed
CROWD
get to the roof, or else we are betrayed!
(the CROWD tries to batter down the fences.)
KIM
(in the yard)
oh, Chris
I still believe
the heart of you
is here with me
my heart, against all odds
holds still
(on the Embassy roof, the last helicopter lands. CHRIS runs up and down
the wall, shouting for KIM. Finally he is forced to board the helicopter,
which takes off. The nightmare passes. KIM is in her little room with
TAM. KIM takes out her wedding dress and puts it on)
you are sunlight and I moon
joined by the gods of fortune
midnight and high noon
that's what we are
how in one night have we come so far
outside, day starts to dawn
one long night time is gone
I feel you near
I cry no more
I know you're here
I reach your door
and our love is reborn!
bright'ning the sky
with the flame
of love
made of sunlight
moonlight
ENGINEER
Kim! Kim! Chris is at this hotel! Go quickly!
KIM
take care of Tam!
(KIM runs through the city of Bangkok to CHRIS'S hotel, as CHRIS and JOHN travel throughout the city
to find her.)
ROOM 317
(A hotel room)
KIM
good evening, maam
ELLEN
don't turn the bed yet
KIM
I'm not the maid
ELLEN
what do you want then?
KIM
they must have written the room number wrong
I am looking for someone named Christopher Scott
three-seventeen, oh I'm sorry... unless
well, you must be, of course, you're John's wife, are you not?
ELLEN
oh God, I see
it had to happen
you must be Kim
Chris went to find you
please come inside
no one will hurt you
I'm Chris's wife
my name is Ellen
(KIM doesn't move)
in a way, I am glad I am meeting you first
understand, you were only a name till tonight
I don't know how I'd feel if our roles were reversed
please won't you sit down
KIM
tell me you are lying
ELLEN
we've been married a year, I am sorry, it's true
KIM
he said he'd come to get me
ELLEN
he says he tried to reach you, but what could he do?
KIM
please tell me you're not married
you don't know, you can't know what I've done to be here
ELLEN
you don't know how he needed a new start
KIM
I feel walls in my heart
closing in
I can't breathe
I can't win
ELLEN
as for the child
you say it's Chris's
KIM
oh yes, Madame
my son is Chris's
I had a dream for my son to belong
and not live his life in the streets like a rat
ELLEN
we aren't rich, but we'll shoulder our load
Chris and I are totally together on that
KIM
then you must take Tam with you
ELLEN
take a child from his mother, impossible Kim
KIM
you will take Tam with you
then he'll get what I wanted for him
ELLEN
but Kim, your child needs you
Chris is married to me, we want kids of our own
KIM
Tam's chance lies with you now, not with me
BOTH
no!
can't you see
it won't work
it can't be
KIM
if you're saying that because you've made him change his mind
Chris must go away and leave me and his son behind
if you're saying that because my husband has another wife
my child has no future, like the dust of life
he must come tonight to my place
tell me so to my face
(KIM exits)
ELLEN
I don't want this
I didn't come here
to meet a girl
who loves my husband
I came here to help, but what do I do?
now, after this, what do I . . .
NOW THAT I'VE SEEN HER
it's alright
it's alright when you can just imagine
there's no face, she's not real
and you can tell yourself it's all okay
but she's here
and my heart cries this isn't happening
but the truth is cold and real
and I know this storm won't go away
now that I've seen her
there's no way to hide
she is not some fling
from long ago
now that I've seen her
I know why he lied
and I think it was better when I didn't know
in her eyes, in her voice
in the heat that filled the air
part of him still lingers there
I know what pain her life today must be
but if it all comes down to her or me
I don't care, I swear, I'll fight
now that I've seen her
she's more than a name
I don't hate this girl even so
now that I've seen her
I can't stay the same
who's this man that I always trusted?
now I have to know
THE CONFRONTATION
(CHRIS and JOHN return)
CHRIS
we could not find her anywhere
honey, what's wrong?
ELLEN
Kim was here
the one who had to tell her was me
JOHN
oh, my God, it's my fault
CHRIS
I knew we were gone too long!
ELLEN
no, I think it's exactly what I had to see
you said you lived with her, that's all you were
only one thing you left out is that you loved her
CHRIS
it was just two weeks, that was years ago
JOHN
nothing's changed for her
ELLEN
don't explain
there's nothing you can say
it's like she's gone insane
she tried to give away
her own child
JOHN
she wants your son to be an American boy
ELLEN
don't you see, she still thinks she's married to you
you must tell her she's not, she must hear it and soon
'course that only depends if it's true
CHRIS
please don't doubt me Ellen: you're my wife
lots of guys came back and had no life
I had you
ELLEN
you can say what you want but she's borne you a son
in your nightmares the name that you shouted was hers
you've been with me two years and not shared things you've done
don't hold back
let me see
is it her now
or me?
CHRIS
let me tell you the way it was
back when I was a different man
back when I didn't have a clue who I am
the feelings locked behind a dam
that kept me there in Vietnam
there in the shambles of a war
I found what I was looking for
Saigon was crazed, but she was real
and for one moment, I could feel
I saw a world I never knew
and through her eyes I suffered too
in spite of all the things that were
I started to believe in her
so I wanted to save her, protect her
Christ, I'm American, how could I fail to do good?
all I made was a mess, just like everyone else
in a place full of mystery that I never once understood!
I wanted back a world I knew
the story of my life began again
with you
ELLEN
it's all right now, that's all through
CHRIS
oh Ellen, I should have told you
ELLEN
we'll get past this, start anew
CHRIS
will you ever trust me again?
ELLEN
all I want
CHRIS
all I have
ELLEN
in my life
CHRIS
in my life now
BOTH
is you
JOHN
now listen guys
it's not so easy
there is this kid
who looks just like you
hey, I think it's great
you have each other
but he exists
you have to face it
I run a camp that is filled with bui-doi
looking for the fathers that they may never find
you don't have a complicated choice with this boy
do you want to take him out or leave him behind?
CHRIS
he's my son
I won't abandon him
except that, Jesus Christ, John
there is also Kim
what of her?
ELLEN
if it was only Tam
I'd take him now
he is your son
we'd make it work somehow
but Chris, she still loves you
how can I have her near?
CHRIS
there's no choice
I think the answer's clear
they'll have to stay in Bangkok
we'll support them here
ELLEN
I think this is the answer
JOHN
Listen, you didn't see what's in that
girl's head
CHRIS AND ELLEN
for now this is the answer I hope you are both proud of what
you've just said
ELLEN
it's done
CHRIS
it's done
CHRIS AND ELLEN
it's planned
the girl is smart
she'll understand
KIM
(walking around the streets of Bangkok)
you must take Tam with you
CHRIS AND ELLEN
in Bangkok, he will go to American schools
KIM
I won't break my promise to my son
CHRIS AND ELLEN
they will start a new life
KIM
you will take Tam with you
CHRIS AND ELLEN
we'll provide for their needs
JOHN
you are talking like fools!
KIM
you won't forget Tam is a part of you
CHRIS, ELLEN, JOHN
we will (you should) do what is right
right for him
right for us
right for Kim
KIM
I still taste your kisses
your voice sings in my ear
you can betray what we were yesterday
but you'll come back tonight for him
(KIM returns to the bar. THE ENGINEER comes out with TAM.)
ENGINEER
come on, come on, your recitation
describe your reconciliation
I hope before his stimulation
he bought our little group vacation
KIM
in all his dreams he saw our baby
and he's teaching him to fly
paper dragons in the sky
ENGINEER
yes, papers, what's the situation?
we'll need our cards for immigration
no tricks, I've got my reputation
don't want no phony complications
KIM
no, no
he's coming to us tonight
pack your things
get yourself arranged
while I change for my last performance
ENGINEER
me, Chris and you
what a menage!
Bangkok can screw!
bon voyage!
THE AMERICAN DREAM
ENGINEER
my father was a tattoo artist in Haiphong
but his designs on mother didn't last too long
my mother sold her body, high on Betel nuts
my job was bringing red-faced monsieurs to our huts
selling your mom is a wrench
perfume can cover a stench
that's what I learned from the French
then it all changed with Dien Bien Phu
the frogs went home. Who came? Guess who?
are you surprised we went insane
with dollars pouring down like rain?
businessmen never rob banks
you can sell shit and get thanks
that's what I learned from the Yanks
I'm fed up with small-time hustles
I'm too good to waste my talent for greed
I need room to flex my muscles
in an ocean where the big sharks feed
make me Yankee, they're my fam'ly
they're selling what people need
what's that I smell in the air
the American dream
sweet as a new millionaire
the American dream
pre-packed, ready-to-wear
the American dream
fat, like a chocolate eclair
as you suck out the cream
luck by the tail
how can you fail?
and best of all, it's for sale
the American dream
greasy chinks make life so sleazy
in the States I'll have a club that's four-starred
men like me there have things easy
they have a lawyer and a body-guard
to the Johns there I'll sell blondes there
that they can charge on a card
what's that I smell in the air?
the American dream
sweet as a suite in Bel-air
the American dream
girls can buy tits by the pair
the American dream
bald people think they'll grow hair
the American dream
call girls are lining time square
the American dream
bums there have money to spare
the American dream
cars that have bars take you there
the American dream
on stage each night: Fred Astaire
the American dream
shlitz down the drain!
pop the Champagne!
it's time we all entertain
my American dream!
ENGINEER and CROWD
come ev'ryone, come and share
the American dream
name what you want and it's there
the American dream
spend and have money to spare
the American dream
live like you haven't a care
the American dream
what other place can compare
the American dream
come and get more than your share
the American dream
ENGINEER
there I will crown
Miss Chinatown
all yours for ten percent down
ALL
the American dream!
(CHRIS, JOHN and ELLEN enter. THE ENGINEER takes them to see KIM and TAM.)
FINALE
(In KIM'S room she has dressed TAM in his best clothes.)
KIM
now Tam, my brave boy
our long wait has ended
smile Tam
for you have a father at last
he has come
to take you home
all I dreamed for you
he'll do
you're still mine
but I can't go along
don't be sad
though I'm far away
I'll be watching you
this is the hour
I swore I'd see
I alone can tell now
what the end will be
they think they'll decide your life
no, it will be me
look at me one last time
don't forget what you see
one more kiss
and then say goodbye
(THE ENGINEER comes in and takes TAM to CHRIS. KIM prays before the shrine of her parents, blows
out the candles and disappears behind the bed curtain. A gunshot. KIM's body falls to the floor.)
CHRIS
Kim! Kim!
(CHRIS picks up KIM and cradles her in his arms.)
what have you done, Kim? Why?
KIM
the gods have guided you to your son
CHRIS
please don't die
KIM
hold me one more time
(CHRIS holds her)
how in one night have we come... so far
(KIM'S embrace becomes lifeless. CHRIS sobs, holding her.)
THE CURTAIN FALLS
END ACT 2