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Murphys Laws: (für RTL-Zuschauer und Leute die kein Englisch verstehen)
1. Nothing is as easy as it looks.
2. Everything takes longer than you think.
3. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
4. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. If there is a worse time for something to go wrong, it will happen then.
5. If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
6. If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
7. Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
8. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
9. Mother nature is a bitch.
10. It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
11. Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
12. Every solution breeds new problems
Murphys Love Laws: (und wieder für Deppen)
1. All the good ones are taken.
2. If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
3. The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you.
4. Brains * Beauty * Availability = Constant.
5. The amount of love someone feels for you is inversely proportional to how much you love them.
6. Money can't buy love, but it sure gets you a great bargaining position.
7. The best things in the world are free --- and worth every penny of it.
8. Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.
9. If something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
10. Availability is a function of time.
11. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else
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